FUN WITH KEYWORDS PART SEVEN

Here's Part Seven in my series "Fun With Keywords". Keywords are the phrases or words people type in to internet search engines when they are looking for information. When I look at my blog stats, I am constantly amazed and amused by the keywords that direct people to my blog- and I've copied them down here exactly as they were typed-it's always good for a giggle!

If you are looking for a more serious dance article, please access my archives or check back in a few days. In the meantime, I certainly hope that the person from Italy searching for an "Episode Vegetable Costume" found their answer somewhere!

Enjoy:

PICTURE OF A DANCING QUESTION MARK

EPISODE VEGETABLE COSTUME

PORN NAGWA FOUAD

HOW LOS VEGA SHOWGIRL HEADPEACE MAKE

AUSTRALIAN COSTUME WITH THE THING QUEEN AND PRINCESS WEAR

HEART-SHAPED EMAN ZAKI

MALE BELLYDANCE CLOTH

I HAVE A V-SHAPED VEIN ON WHITE OF MY EYE

RODE MAKEUP GLITTER LIPPENSTIFF

CARTOON OF A HOUSE WITH A BRA DRAPED OVER IT JAUNTILY

FUN WITH KEYWORDS PART SIX

Welcome to my 100th post...and Happy Halloween, Samhain and Dia De Los Muertos to all!
In the prank-filled silly spirit of the season, here is part six of "Fun With Keywords". Key Words are the words or phrases people type into search engines that direct them to various websites. Aside from the obvious ones (“belly dance”, “costumes”, “Egyptian Style”, etc.) I always get a kick at the random, downright ridiculous and often surreal things people from all over the world search that directs them to my blog! Hope you get as many giggles out of this as I do!


Here are a few choice recent keyword entries, copied exactly as they were typed in:


QUESTION MARK FACE

MAKE STYROFOAM A CROWN FOR QUEENS

HOME MADE HIGH CLASS TRAMP COSTUME

MOVIE DRAMA 2010 MAGIC TRAVELLING HOUSE

WHY DO BELLYDANCER WEAR SO MANY LAYER

SCARAB CLITORIS G-STRING

SWEAT MEANS DREAMBEDS FOR A SAUDI PRINCESS

FRANCH MARSEILLEZ SONG

CAMCORDER FISHNET ON WOMAN

SAW ME IN HALVES

AN EXCERCISE IN SURREALISM

Anyone who is even the slightly Internet-savvy knows that tags and key words are important in directing traffic to your web site. So, after every article I put up on this blog, I add in the key words and tags that are relevant to the story I am posting, to make it easier for people to find the information on my site when they are searching the web. Of course, I routinely use phrases like “belly dance”, “raqs sharqi”, “costume construction”, “Egyptian dance” and so on.

Recently, while analyzing my web stats, I looked up my Key Word Analysis, and it seems that all my tags are working just fine.

However, there is another stat-counting tool called Recent Key Word Activity, of which I wasn’t aware. This function shows the words or phrases people type in on their own, which also directs them to your site.

Curious about this, I looked up my Recent Key Word Activity…and to say I was AMUSED is putting it lightly. I almost fell off my chair, or, in texting/chatting lingo I was ROTFLAO ( translation: Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off ).

The bad spelling and broken English in the Recent Key Word Activity wasn’t even the best part- it was the pure, unadulterated psychosis of the phrases... not to mention the fact that people are actually spending their time searching for this obviously extremely important information!

I will share a few of the best phrases here, the Top Ten… saving the best for last. Please note that every single phrase is copied exactly as it appeared on my stats.

#10. “BREAK DANCE CAIRO WHITE CROW”

#9. “CIRCUS FOOD SELLER COSTUME”

#8. “WOMAN EVIL MAKE-UP”

#7. “EGYPTIAN AIR FLIGHT ATTENDANT DRESS”

#6. “PRINCESSES WHO CHANGED TIME”

#5. “DISCO IN CAIRO FOR BALK POEPPLE”

#4. “DRAG QUEEN FACE WHITENING TIPS”

#3. “ ANIMAL FARHANA WINGS AND PANTIES”

#2. “ARABS WOMEN HEAVY HIP SEXY DANCE”

#1. “EGYTIAN DANCER FIFI ABDOU FUCK”