AN EXCERCISE IN SURREALISM PART TWO: MORE FUN WITH KEYWORDS!

Happy Holidays!
We all need a breather during this hectic season, and we all could use a laugh or two! On November 8, 2009 I posted an article on some of the insane “Recent Keyword Activity” that was leading ‘net surfers to my blog. “Keywords” are the phrases people type when searching for information on the Internet.

As I noted before, the bad spelling and broken English in the Recent Key Word Activity wasn’t even the best part- it was the pure, unadulterated psychosis of the phrases... not to mention the fact that people are actually spending their time searching for this obviously extremely important information!

So, as a follow-up to the first post, I’m sharing ten more of the decidedly kooky Keywords!

The new Top Ten phrases are here… saving the best for last. single Every single phrase is copied exactly as it appeared on my Web Stats.


#10. ORIENTAL MUSIC FANTASTICA JUST TO BELL (Lebanon)

#9. DO EGYPTIAN DANCER NOSE PIERCENING (USA)

#8. TIRBAL MAKE UP AND DOTS FACE (Italy)

#7. DRESSING ROOM OF VEGAS SHOWGIRL PANTYHOSE (Poland)

#6. GRANDMA PRINCESS OPTICAL ILLUSION (USA)

#5. WOMAN WOMAN FAKKING (Yemen)

#4. GLAMOUR BAG THE STATUS BELLY (Korea)

#3. CRAZY TEACHERS MINE SKIERT (Austria)

#2. LADY ANSWERING CELL PHONE IN MENS TOILET (New Zealand)

#1. NUDE LADY WITH LONG PANIS (India)