Key Words are the words or phrases people type into search engines that direct them to various websites. Aside from the obvious (“belly dance”, “showgirl”, “costumes”, “stage make up” etc.) I always get a kick at the random and often completely deranged and ridiculous things people search for… which somehow directs them to my blog!
Here’s the best of the latest crop of keyword searches, all exactly as they appear in my blog stats. Enjoy!
EYE VIEW OF YOUR TUMMY
SHOWGIRLS IN PET SHOP
ANKLE BRACELET BELLY DANCE FACTORING
LONG BELLY BARS
INDIA PORN STAR REMOVE UNDERWARES PANTY IN BATHROOMS
METAL MOTORCYCLE STOCKINGS
TIGHT SHIRT MAN BELLY
RETRO TUBE SEX ANIMAL
SCARECROW SYMBOL DANCE
….And an honorable mention “OCD” Over-Achievement , Over- The Top Award goes to the insane individual who typed in FORTY SIX searches , in one day, during a period spanning about three hours looking for:
ZOE JAKES BOYFRIEND
….and not only that, this isn’t the first time this same person has searched for that! Seriously, dude… get a grip!
Photo: Zoe Jakes ( sans boyfriend) by Sequoia Emmanuel