FUN WITH KEYWORDS, PART FOUR

You know I always get a major giggle out of the search/ key words people type in which direct them to this blog. It's an excercise is surrealism! Some of the phrases typed in are are earnest, honest and just a little challenged in the spelling department... but others really fall into the dubious category of "Things That make You Go HUH?!?!"
Feast your eyes on Part Four in the continuing series "Fun With Keywords"...and remember: all phrases here have been copied exactly as they were typed in!


From Egypt:
AZZA SHERIF BARE FEET TOES PICTURE

From Orlando, Florida:
SCARY CLOWNS

From Australia:
I’LL DANCE FOR A DOLLAR, I’LL SWING ON A POLE, I’LL DANCE ON A TABLE

From Englewood, New Jersey:
HOW TO GET YOUR WIFE TO BELLY DANCE

From Turkey:
FREE WORK POINT FOR LADYS CLOSINGFACTORY ISTANBUL


From Indonesia:
FARHANA FABULOUS CATS OWN BRAND

Last but certainly not least… and all from Saudi Arabia:
LATEX BELLY DANCES
NICE HUGE SYRIAN BOTTOMS DANCING ON YOUTUBE
BELLY DANCER ORDERED TO HER DRESS REMOVE
NEW GLASSES or WEARS GLASSES or HER GLASSES or WEARING GLASSES

FUN WITH KEY WORDS PART III

If you follow this blog, you may already know I am vastly entertained by the key words and phrases that people from all over the world type into search engines, which in turn lead them to this site. There have been some doozies in the past, including hilariously misspelled words and perverse fantasies... and the recent batch is just as stellar in it's sublime surrealism!

Here they are, exactly as typed, in all their twisted glory:

BELLYDANCERS HAVE SLAVES

ARABIC STRIPE DANCE

PINK PUNK PRINCESS FEET VIDEO

CATFIGHTS IN DRESSES WITH BELLY PUNCHES

ABBOT & COSTELLO OWNED NIGHTCLUB IN SANTA MONICA, CALIFORNIA

MELODIA PANT OVVER PRICED

CARNIVAL CLOWNS OUTFIT

NUDE FACE DANCING

THREE CRAZY BROTHER IN KHAN AL-KHALILI

MOVIE AIRPLANE PICTURE SHAKING PANIC LADY


Pictured: An approximation of afore-mentioned "Carnival Clowns Outifit"

AN EXCERCISE IN SURREALISM

Anyone who is even the slightly Internet-savvy knows that tags and key words are important in directing traffic to your web site. So, after every article I put up on this blog, I add in the key words and tags that are relevant to the story I am posting, to make it easier for people to find the information on my site when they are searching the web. Of course, I routinely use phrases like “belly dance”, “raqs sharqi”, “costume construction”, “Egyptian dance” and so on.

Recently, while analyzing my web stats, I looked up my Key Word Analysis, and it seems that all my tags are working just fine.

However, there is another stat-counting tool called Recent Key Word Activity, of which I wasn’t aware. This function shows the words or phrases people type in on their own, which also directs them to your site.

Curious about this, I looked up my Recent Key Word Activity…and to say I was AMUSED is putting it lightly. I almost fell off my chair, or, in texting/chatting lingo I was ROTFLAO ( translation: Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off ).

The bad spelling and broken English in the Recent Key Word Activity wasn’t even the best part- it was the pure, unadulterated psychosis of the phrases... not to mention the fact that people are actually spending their time searching for this obviously extremely important information!

I will share a few of the best phrases here, the Top Ten… saving the best for last. Please note that every single phrase is copied exactly as it appeared on my stats.

#10. “BREAK DANCE CAIRO WHITE CROW”

#9. “CIRCUS FOOD SELLER COSTUME”

#8. “WOMAN EVIL MAKE-UP”

#7. “EGYPTIAN AIR FLIGHT ATTENDANT DRESS”

#6. “PRINCESSES WHO CHANGED TIME”

#5. “DISCO IN CAIRO FOR BALK POEPPLE”

#4. “DRAG QUEEN FACE WHITENING TIPS”

#3. “ ANIMAL FARHANA WINGS AND PANTIES”

#2. “ARABS WOMEN HEAVY HIP SEXY DANCE”

#1. “EGYTIAN DANCER FIFI ABDOU FUCK”